I really feel like, as the internet capital of America, West Virginia needs to be represented by Destructoid. I'm from West Virginia, I live here, I work here, I play Nintendo here. I'm looking for people who want to hang out and play Contra and Double Dragon with me and be friends. That's why I came to Destructoid in the first place. Let's make this happen Destructoid.

I know there has to be some people hiding in this state on this website.