Your Most Common Typo: Illiteracy Edition

[Lou Chou]

So, are there any words that you folks always trip up on?

A big one of mine is rhythm. I know how to spell it, but my fingers automatically type it out in about 3 different variations. None of which are correct.

[Cyber Altair]

My favorite typo is sex instead of a sec. Can happen to anyone and it's possible to make that mistake with your boss, family or a friend.

[Poopface Morty]

Seperately. Separately.

[Mix]

Recieve
Receive
I get it wrong ALL the time.

[Changston]

It's not exactly a typo, but I have a tendency to insert profanity in my first drafts. Like digital Tourette's.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

definately

definitely

[usedtabe]

gaurantee

guarantee

[Mr Andy Dixon]

Weiner
Wiener

(Talking about the sausage, not the congressman.)

Once I've typed it I know whether it's right or wrong, but until I actually see it on the screen I can never remember.

[Hector Garfria]

Becuase

[MATRiX]

Adding unnecessary "e"s. And occasionally a "d" after an l. Like "sould" or "mounde".

[Jon Bloodspray]

gaurantee

guarantee

Every fucking time.

[digtastik]

cunt

girlfriend

[Mix]

cunt

girlfriend
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[bbrigg]

Foward

Forward. I always leave out the first r for some reason.


Also, I sometimes type 'shit' when I try to type 'this'

[Weaponized]

I know I have a few, but I don't remember them. And I always correct them if I notice them.


One thing I will say, though; fuck the iPhone's autocorrect. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it with a fucking cactus.

[Gilthalas]

Into. In to. When typing at speed, I don't really notice and it's such a pedantic technicality that most people don't notice it either but it really irks me if I do spot it.

[MATRiX]

Weiner Wiener My phone and Windows 7 correct it differently. I have no idea which is right anymore.

[nekobun]

I am still moderately terrible at spelling "ceiling." Always swapping the i and e.

[Sir Legendhead]

You know what freaks me out? Sometimes I type things when I'm blacked out drunk, then when I look at it the next day...not a single fucking typo.

It's like I have a really smart guy inside my head who can only be unlocked through alcohol. fucking dlc

[Glitchy]

I just recently got probably down. It usually comes out as prabably.

I had to correct 3 typos while typing that. :/ I'm baddd.


That exercise in typing class where you had to type as fast as you could without using backspaces? Yeah. I failed that.

[Poopface Morty]

That exercise in typing class where you had to type as fast as you could without using backspaces? Yeah. I failed that.
Wasn't that the norm for all exercises in typing courses back in the day? I never got to use backspace. Some ol' bullshit.

[digtastik]

clit or clitn
clint

This is one that I really do screw up all the time. I don't think I've ever missed it and sent an email signed that way though.

[Mr. Gobbldigook]

lyfestile for me.

[MATRiX]

Antidisestablishmentarianism. Spell that fucker wrong nearly every damn time. Makes my articles that I write on the protests against church schizms so very difficult.

[Weaponized]

I lol'd.

And apparently, "schisms" is another of yours.

[Poopface Morty]

I lol'd.

And apparently, "schisms" is another of yours.
For all we know, he was 100% aware of the kind of schizms (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schizm&defid=1481754) he was talking about.

[Weaponized]

Yeah, because everybody knows churches are big on unprotected anal sex.

[Poopface Morty]

Go ask an altar boy at a Catholic church, he'll give you the run down.

Because a bunch of them were raped, you see.

[Weaponized]

I wasn't being sarcastic.

[Poopface Morty]

Well, learn to write non-sarcastic sentences better.

[Weaponized]

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

[Outequivocator]

Psychologist.

​Hey! I did it!

[MATRiX]

Schism is my favorite Tool song. Of course I knew it. I mean, why would I make such a stupid mistake? Considering it's one of my favorite songs? HUH?! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!!?!!?!

[Weaponized]

Schism is my favorite Tool song.

I love you.

[Lou Chou]

I'm a sucker for incorrectly spelling words that don't sound like they're written. For instance,

February (I say Feb-yoo-ary, not Feb-roo-ary)
and
Wedensday (I say Wens-day, not Wed-uns-day)

Emotional times, guys. Emotional.

[Batthink]

Necessary.

Did I spelt it right? O_o

[Noir]

The words "odyssey" and "necessary" are the bane of my existence. Without spell check I am assured to misspell those words.

[Thymine]

I'm a sucker for incorrectly spelling words that don't sound like they're written. For instance,

February (I say Feb-yoo-ary, not Feb-roo-ary)
and
Wedensday (I say Wens-day, not Wed-uns-day)

Emotional times, guys. Emotional.

Same w/ me for the longest time. Then I remembered Wednesday by saying, "Wed NES day" (as in the console:blush:). It seriously helped though.
I also misspell "embarrassed" a lot.

[Weaponized]

I often put two "c"s or one "n" in "unnecessary," but usually catch it just in time.

[Sir Legendhead]

For all we know, he was 100% aware of the kind of schizms (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schizm&defid=1481754) he was talking about.Definition #1 is my favorite out of the two.

ANNNND I never make typos because I have a natural tendency to double-check everything, but every time I type out "tommorrow" I wind up being like, hey. Wait a minute...

[Weaponized]

Yeah, I'm the same. It's rare that I let one of my sentences go "live," so to speak, without re-reading it a few times.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Since this past weekend I seem to constantly add an 'e' to the end of 'him'. I catch it each time and fix it before posting, but it's an odd thing to have just start happening out of the blue. My fingers are going stupid. :(

[Perfidious Sinn]

Simultaneous.

Banjo-Kazooie taught me what it meant but they never gave me the means to consistently spell it right. Almost always comes out as silmeotaneous or simoltaneous.

[The Virgin Queen]

For some reason I keep typing 'went' as 'whent' AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY MY FINGERS ARE DOING IT. Thank God I always spot it before I make a fool of myself.