HAWPcast: A bunch of stories you can't relate to

[PenKaizen]

Woo! New HAWPcast, gogogo!!

http://thehawpcast.mevio.com/

[Phantomile]

I laughed heartily.

[Technophile]

Yes, Ash. Please post on the forums.

I'm glad my banners are still funny. At least occasionally anyway.

[Kpax]

The hell is "nutrition break"? Is that like lunch in the future, when people will be eating porkchops and mashed potatoes in a tiny capsule?

[Kad]

A great HAWPcast.

The Fifth Element scene reenactment was EPIC! I couldn't stop bloody laughing. I've tried to quote from random favourite movies, hoping friends would continue reenacting the scene, but it never seems to work. And yes, Ash should post on the forums!

I would totally buy a HBD Productions DVD, by the way. I saw some of the videos on your YouTube account, they were awesome.

[ReverendAnthony]

Nutrition break was a ten minute bullshit break between 2nd and 3rd periods where everyone sat around and bought shit from vending machines or the cafeteria.

Waste of time, and thus totally indicative of the high school experience.

[Mr.Chewie]

Nutrition break was a ten minute bullshit break between 2nd and 3rd periods where everyone sat around and bought shit from vending machines or the cafeteria.

Waste of time, and thus totally indicative of the high school experience.

Well I had " Wolf Time" at my high school. 30 minutes after lunch to digest, and study. 90% of the teachers just played movies everyday.

[iconsam]

Crap. I just saw some of the HBD stuff and noticed the entry for your 48 hour film stuff. I joined 3 previously. Twice in 2007 (Baltimore and Greensboro) and once in 2008 (NYC). Ours sucked big time but won for best choreography in Greensboro. "So Good" is leaps and bounds better than most of the groups we saw at all 3 events... good shiyat.

[Kpax]

My friend entered a 24-hour film contest, but he couldn't do any of it by himself, so at 1am a group of 5 of us drove 2 hours down to his college in Maryland to help him film this movie. We decided to try to make the most artsy-fartsy piece of crap movie that we could and see if people would really think that it was all a bunch of metaphors and such. It was all done in black and white, and originally the only dialogue in the movie was going to be "whisper", which would be whispered, but it worked better when my friend decided to add a completely ad-libbed voiceover.

Anyway, we left the next morning and were back home by 10 am. We ended up taking second place.

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[beowuuf]

I found the youtube films a while back looking for HAWP stuff, and there was some good stuff there. And some weird stuff. And alot of long stuff that seemed really in-joke. And yeah, lots of ones that make you want to scream cause youtube have gotten rid of the audio.

If you do include a few on future DVDs, I think another good one was the two part prom ones would be good - since they show Justine getting old like you said, and also just have a great ending in the second part. And I'd definitely be interested in seeing the plague one with sound. It was very affecting without speech or music!

[Avalon]

Metal gear buttscratch/They call me Mr. Driving needs to be made.

[welovekah]

first episode that doesn't mention the holocaust

[Dead Movie Star]

Buttscratch Doritos is two small leaps up in logic from my podtoid games and I could knock it out in less than an afternoon.

Maybe I'll do it.


But I won't because that will be a horrible game and I do not make horrible games.

[iconsam]

My friend entered a 24-hour film contest, but he couldn't do any of it by himself, so at 1am a group of 5 of us drove 2 hours down to his college in Maryland to help him film this movie. We decided to try to make the most artsy-fartsy piece of crap movie that we could and see if people would really think that it was all a bunch of metaphors and such. It was all done in black and white, and originally the only dialogue in the movie was going to be "whisper", which would be whispered, but it worked better when my friend decided to add a completely ad-libbed voiceover.

Anyway, we left the next morning and were back home by 10 am. We ended up taking second place.

YYsrTnQ8ht8

Hahaha! That's pretty great. Total artsy-fartsy. Total Emperor's New Clothes syndrome on the judges part! Congrats on the second place!

[theraccoonkid218]

When you guys were talking about your spontaneous reciting of lines from The Fifth Element, I had a big smile on my face. :D

When I was in my video class in high school, there was a competition called 48 Hours of Madness where a bunch of teams across the county have to reinterpret the same script and submit a movie within 48 hours. I did it three years in a row, didn't place at all (because the rules kept changing every year), but I still had a blast filming and editing into the wee hours of the morning.

[nekobun]

Wasn't Doritos throwing money at people or some such for an idea for another game? You could totally sell out and get them to brand Metal Gear Buttscratch.

[mwayne]

I would totally a HBD Productions DVD. I am also saving up for the HAWP dvd actually. Well not really, but I plan to buy it when I have the spare cash. Also where was my Dr. Who in this podcast??? Just kidding it was funny. Also I can relate to one of the stories.

I think I was a junior or senior in high school and by that time I always had my door locked. I think I had it locked way before then too because of my annoying sister so it was a given that no one would be in my room while I was sleeping.

Well my dad being a truck driver and leaving weeks at a time he thought he would break in and wake me up to say goodbye. Its one of those crap locks that can be opened with a coat hanger, and well he does it. He basically walks in and doesn't turn on the lights. He comes over and sits on my bed and tries to wake me up. I apparently just sat up and screamed like crazy for a couple of minutes.

Yeah I say apparently because I didn't remember anything the next morning. So I was just like making pop-tarts or something and saying good morning to my mom. First thing she said was something along the lines of why were you screaming or are you afraid of your dad or some shit.

I was so confused. She then goes on and tells me what happened. Confused the shit out of me. I guess I was just in a very nice deep sleep.


The weird thing is I don't remember anything that happaned

[Kpax]

When I was like 6 or something I apparently had night terrors. It's like sleepwalking, except you scream the whole time that your doing it. Must've scared the shit out of my parents, but I never remembered it when I woke up.

[iconsam]

Night terrors are no joke. I was sharing a room with a dude at a bachelor party and he was already passed out by the time I got to the room. Just as I was about to get into my bed he fucking screams and shit and I didn't know what the hell was going on. Being drunk and hearing some dude scream is not a happy experience. Got me sober tout de suite.

Night terrors suck.