Podtoid Alternate Titles

[Sentry]

Today marks something like the thirtieth occasion where I've been listening to an episode of Podtoid and repeatedly think to myself, "man, that would make an awesome title" at just about every freaking conversational turn. Then it occurred to me that there's no reason that this sort of thing couldn't be a fun thread. Why should we not share some of our awesome alternate title ideas with one another?

Now, I'm in no way saying that the current naming conventions are lacking in any way; there can be no argument that the given titles of pretty much every Podtoid out there represent the very best in titular technology. It's simply that there's such a high volume of awesome content in any given episode that there can often be dozens of other hilarious phrases that go unchosen, yet would make a strong contender for their respective Podtoid's title. It'd be a terrible, terrible shame for those guys to go forever unsung.

With that, I say we should wax silly and shout proudly the names of those runners-up.

[Sentry]

(Only five minutes into "Guybrush".)

Podtoid 114: Men Did Tough Things
Podtoid 114: Getting Swine Flu and Fucking

[Jesus H Christ]

Podtoid 114: Dickbag Rapejoke

[Isay Isay]

Podtoid 114: It has nipples

[Sentry]

Podtoid 114: Talkin' About Blueberry Scones

[Havoc Fang]

114: Got The Monkey Off My Back.

[Harris Bueller]

112: Baseballocaust

[Kohlstream]

112: Baseballocaust

That gave me an idea for another techno track.

[Avalon]

114: Samit Sarkar R.I.P.

[Sentry]

112: Baseballocaust

Very yes.


That gave me an idea for another techno track.

I await your newest techno-ism with bated breath.

Also,
Podtoid 113: Tina Repulsa

[Gyrael]

Every single podtoid should be called CHET or BRAD.

[Avalon]

Every single podtoid should be called CHET or BRAD.

The intro should just be four hours of death metal. You can't skip it.

[Jesus H Christ]

The intro should just be four hours of death metal. You can't skip it.

Then Brad would say, "I played X this week. It wasn't as brutal as it could have been."

Then more death metal.

[Sentry]

A little obvious, but still a phenomenal title:

Podtoid 115: Schrödinger's Scribblenaüts

[funran]

112: Baseballocaust

YES

[Isay Isay]

Podtoid 117: Samit's Internet Addiction

[Jesus H Christ]

Podtoid 117: I'm gay for Topher

(Really, who isn't?)

[Jim Sterling]

I would've liked this week's to be Podtoid 117: Desu Desu Poontang but I understand why that wasn't used.

[Topher Cantler]

I would've liked this week's to be Podtoid 117: Desu Desu Poontang but I understand why that wasn't used.

Seconding this.

[Super Mega Hyper]

Roidtoid - The episode in which Chet's muscles inevitably grow to critical mass, take up all the space in the universe and begin consuming themselves.

[Sentry]

Roidtoid - The episode in which Chet's muscles inevitably grow to critical mass, take up all the space in the universe and begin consuming themselves.

Are you implying that the man himself is anything less than all-fucking-natural?

[Super Mega Hyper]

Not at all - It's like at the end of Blade when Frost (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhZcPMdVKmc&feature=related) gets injected with the virus, same thing applies here, only instead of turning into a thin red paste, any foreign substance coming into contact with Chet's immune system would be considered a threat and eliminated.

Destroying the universe is just a mere side effect.

[Jay Hitcher]

Podtoid 117 - I'm A Dog Person!

[Sentry]

(I hope nobody minds me bumping this thread, but I'm crazy in love with the concept and listening to all the Podtoiders wax hypothetical/amazed about enormous spiders is just so much delightful title fodder.)

Podtoid 145: "Dr. Zoidberg: Homeowner"